Pls Give Me Job

Is there anything more humiliating than interview follow-up emails?

Subject: 🥹

Dear Mr. Sir Guy,

You must be busy, but I thought I'd bump this up in your inbox to remind you of the candidate you said was a shoo-in for this role.

I remain committed to not starving to death, before which, thanks to your silence :), I may be forced to move back in with my parents.

They remain committed to their cynicism about unconventional career paths. We wouldn't want to prove them right, now would we, kind recruiter?

Please get back to me - say something, anything - so this groveling is worth my time and diminishing self-esteem. Appreciate ya.

While we’re here, I just thought I’d remind you that an interview isn’t a job offer.

Sometimes, even a job offer isn’t a job offer.

I’d postpone popping that champagne till you actually see your pay in your account.

It’s a mad world out here, folks.

Keep Freeing Right,

Hope. ☆